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Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak

There are currently 31 episodes, and a new one comes out every Friday. The first episode can be seen below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdH--…

For those of you who like my characters and want to see more of them, I'd like your opinion. What would you like to see one of them wearing? I just felt like expanding their wardrobe a little, but I would like your help with it.

I just suddenly got the urge to draw one of my characters in quicksand. I'd already have it out right now, except for one thing. I can;t decide who toss into the quicksand. So I'll leave it up to you guys: who should I sink?

(You can vote as many times as you want to.)

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Okay, I'm putting together a standup comedy routine, and there's this joke I came up with that I personally think is hilarious, but I'd like your opinion on it. Okay, here goes...

Okay, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen victim to the age-old prank that is the fake lottery ticket? Wanna know how to make it blow up in their faces? Try this.

This prank will work under three conditions. First, you have to be one heck of an actor. Second, both you and the person who pranked you have to have VideoChat (Okay, maybe that's not mandatory, but VideoChat will most definitely come in handy if you wanna see their reaction). But most importantly, the fake lottery ticket that they pranked you with has to have been sent to you through the mail, and not in person. Why through the mail? Because a practical joke will never work if your intended victim is WATCHING you set it up!

"What'cha doing?"

"Uhhh, nothing, nothing. But do me a favor, won't you? Come back in about fifteen minutes and stand in that location over there."

"Why?"

"Oh, no reason."

Okay, here's what you do. Once you read the ticket and see that it's fake, wait a couple days and then invite the prankster to a video chat session. Here's where the good acting kicks in. By now you know that the ticket's fake, and that there's no money in it. But they don't know that you know that (wink wink). So, once VideoChat is up, start getting all excited. Start hyperventilating if you have to. Tell your prankster in a hyped voice: "Oh my God, oh my God! That ticket you sent me, it WON! I'm a MILLIONAIRE!!!" And then, without missing a beat, you say: "And if you think that's something, just wait until you see the house I bought with it!" The look on their faces will be PRICELESS! You see, their only intent was to play a harmless little prank on you, but you just turned it around and made them think that they just put you $400,000 in the hole! If that doesn't drain the color from their faces, nothing will!

Now, if they send you a check, don't take it. That's stealing. Instead, send it back with a note attached saying: "APRIL FOOLS, YOU BASTARDS!"

So, Tell me what you think! ^_^

Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a Harry Potter movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Vibe?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?


80 % of you won't repost this.

Then Jesus said "If you deny me in front of your friends, I deny you in front of my father."


Tonight, when I go to bed, I will pray for each and everyone one of you...because I care, deep down to my scarred heart. God bless you all!

And Happy Valentine's Day to all